Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

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Argon Jokes More Argon Jokes

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

What is a pirate's favorite element?

Argon

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Laser Jokes More Laser Jokes

Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!