Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

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Why did the Skeleton cross the road?

Question: Why did the Skeleton cross the road? Answer: To go to the body shop.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Yeasty I'll show myself out

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Smiles Edgeworth

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Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

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What do you call a bottle of seltzer that lost all its bubbles?

Water...

Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."