Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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How did the Pillsbury Dough Boy Die?

A Yeast Infection

What do you call an anorexic lady with a yeast infection?

A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

What do you call a happy prosecutor?

Smiles Edgeworth

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What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble?

A buble!

Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ?

Bubbles bangles and beads...!