Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Yeast Infection Jokes More Yeast Infection Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

What do you call a brown woman with a yeast infection?

Beef Wellington

Smile Jokes More Smile Jokes

Why is Charlie Sheen always seen smiling?

Because he's so damn positive!

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

Bubble Jokes More Bubble Jokes

What do you call a bugle inside of a bubble?

A buble!

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)