Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

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What is a parrot?

A wordy birdy!

Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

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Why is Africa hot?

Because of dat Djibouti.

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.