Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

What was the last thing that went through JFK's head?

A bullet.

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Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

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Why is Africa hot?

Because of dat Djibouti.

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..