Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"

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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.