Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"

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Why are you prodding me with that ruler?

Im measuring your patience"

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

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What is a doctor's most important quality?

Patience!

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience