Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.
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An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion
A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.
Elephanta Claus !
oc Because he cantaloupe.
A fruit by the foot
Not that there's anything wrong with that....
A: So he could look like his mama.
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
His desk is level
A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him
Walking....J.K . Rowling
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
