How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know but I can look it up for you."

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

Why does Highlander 2 exist?

There can only be one.