How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

How many roadies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two, two, two

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How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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Why does Highlander 2 exist?

There can only be one.

What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"