How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

How many saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

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How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

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Why does Highlander 2 exist?

There can only be one.

What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"