How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One but don't expect results.

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What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

Why does Highlander 2 exist?

There can only be one.