He wanted cold hard cash!
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
A: She wants 8 (ate) more.
ram a man
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
Cannelloni some money till next week
Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend
Ice is.
Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.
So you always have access to cold hard cash...