Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish