Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

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Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

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Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.