Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Where do crabs take the train?

King's Cross Station :)

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.