Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

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Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.