What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

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Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

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Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.