What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!