Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

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What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

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What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !