Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

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What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field. Credit: Laffy Taffy

Why did the farmer stop smoking with his cattle?

Because the steaks were too high...

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What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

How did the alien tie his shoes?

With an astroknot.