Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

How does an alien get back to his home planet?

ayy lmao

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name