Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

What time do kids need naps?

A: At whine o'clock.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Freeway Jokes More Freeway Jokes

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.