Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

What will it be for you, my friend?

the vendor asks. "Make me one with everything"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

Freeway Jokes More Freeway Jokes

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.