Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

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How many frames per second does it take to screw in a light bulb?

30 because that's peasants work.

What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!