What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

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What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

What do you call a poor Italian community?

a spaghetto.

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What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

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What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.