What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.