What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

Drowns.

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

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Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."