Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

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Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!