Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

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How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.