Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull