Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

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Why won't the members of the Westboro Baptist Church drink whole milk?

Because it's Homo.

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !