What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

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Black mail !

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!