What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!