What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!