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What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?
An umbrella!
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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?
The umbrella can be shut up.
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Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?
Fo drizzle
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Why can't there be a Santa Pig?
Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
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How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?
He keeps a log
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