How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar?

Not even the pool table has balls

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Who was that on the phone Fred?

Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

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What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls