What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

Old Lady Jokes More Old Lady Jokes

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.