Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing set?

She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Sally fall of the swing set?

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Suzy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.