Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

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What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

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Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

Why did Sally fall off of the swing set?

She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Suzy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.