Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?

Names

How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have?

Limbitless

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How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing set?

She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Susie fall of the swing set?

Because she had no arms.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

Where did Suzy go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.