Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

Why is Reddit different from Facebook?

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What does Kim Jong Un do when he's angry?

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !

Which famous pop duo were the best at delivering cereal?

Haulin' Oates

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.