Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

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Apple Employee Jokes More Apple Employee Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

Who's there ! Bette ! Bette who ?

Bette of roses!

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.