Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Apple Employee Jokes More Apple Employee Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Who loses?

America.