Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

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Android Jokes More Android Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

What does an alcoholic neckbeard drink for breakfast?

M'mosa

Tim Cook Jokes More Tim Cook Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Acdc Jokes More Acdc Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

removed

How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb?

One. But it takes the whole emergency room to remove it.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch