Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

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Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Tim Cook Jokes More Tim Cook Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What happened when Honey Boo Boo's mom lost 120 pounds?

An amber alert was issued

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Who sung?

Sam. Samsung

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

Why did FIFA have surgery?

They had to remove their Blatter.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Acdc Jokes More Acdc Jokes

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

What is a Power Adapter's favorite rock band?

AC/DC

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!