Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

because 7 ate 9.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What do you call a mod in r/News ?

Removed

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.