Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

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Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Why did the minus sign run for office?

To make a difference.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

Acdc Jokes More Acdc Jokes

Why did they name themselves AC/DC?

Because that's the chord progression in all their songs.

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!

What version of windows does Jesus use?

XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)