Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

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Cereal Jokes More Cereal Jokes

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

Apple Employee Jokes More Apple Employee Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Acdc Jokes More Acdc Jokes

What were ACDC called when they were kids?

ABCD

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.