Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

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Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Why does mohamed goes out with an explosive device?

To bring it back to samsung, you racist.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the difference between an apple and a hormone?

You can't hear an apple

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

Tim Cook Jokes More Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What did terrorist say to my friend Jack?

Hi Jack!

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How does Hillary's email server feel?

removed

What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.