Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

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She never let go, Jack.

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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He took one too many whisks.

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Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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Why was the daybreak sad?

Because it was in morning.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

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How do you confuse a complete idiot ?

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.