Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

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Apple Jack Jokes More Apple Jack Jokes

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Why does OP never deliver?

removed

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

What is 32% black, 45% white... ...gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

Jack Ripper Jokes More Jack Ripper Jokes

Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

News Jokes More News Jokes

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What's the common thing between Mercedes and iphone 6?

Mercedes Benz...

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.