Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

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Apple Jack Jokes More Apple Jack Jokes

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

removed

What's the deal with /r/worldnews?

removed

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What sound does a frog make while jacking off?

Rubbit Rubbit

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Why are the new iPhones so skinny?

To match their hipster owners' jeans.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a fire on the beach?

Bernie Sanders

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

What did the Eskimo say about the interface on his new iphone?

It was counter-inuitive.

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

64 Jokes More 64 Jokes

Who are the fastest readers ?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128