Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

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Did you hear the news?

FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub?

removed

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

64 Jokes More 64 Jokes

Who are the fastest readers ?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

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How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

How do you confuse a complete idiot ?

32

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Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!