Tim Cook Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

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Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

What do Tim Cook and the iPhone 6 Plus have in common?

They both made the news for not being straight.

What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

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64 Jokes More 64 Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

Who are the fastest readers ?

9/11 victims, they went through 64 stories in just 8 seconds

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

What do you have when you get 32 rednecks in a line?

A full set of teeth

What do you call 32 white people locked in a closet?

A captive Cherokee.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Jack Ripper Jokes More Jack Ripper Jokes

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What's Tim Cook's new nickname?

Jack The Ripper

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

New I Phone Jokes More New I Phone Jokes

What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan