Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

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Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users