What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls