What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.