What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between a flatfish and a good woman?

The fish doesn't know it's plaice.

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

Niagara Falls Jokes More Niagara Falls Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.