What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

What does Batman put in his beverages?

Just ice.

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What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What car does Catwoman drive?

A Purrgeot.

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises