Cider Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

What's in cider?

I'm in cider!

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.