Jamaica Jokes

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

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What is Jamaica's favorite TV series?

The Walking Dread

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica?

A hegemon.

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica?

Pokemon

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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Matey Jokes More Matey Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

Unemployment Jokes More Unemployment Jokes

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokemon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Dad Joke Jokes More Dad Joke Jokes

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

X Jokes More X Jokes

What did the x-axis say to the y-axis?

This is my domain

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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