Jamaica Jokes

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

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What is Jamaica's favorite TV series?

The Walking Dread

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica?

A hegemon.

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica?

Pokemon

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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What did one fish say to the other during the race?

I'M GOING TILAPIA!!!

How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

Folder Jokes More Folder Jokes

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

List Jokes More List Jokes

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

Unemployment Jokes More Unemployment Jokes

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D

What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a french man who's been attacked by a bear?

Claude

What's a bear without an ear?

A b