Jamaica Jokes

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

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What is Jamaica's favorite TV series?

The Walking Dread

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica?

A hegemon.

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica?

Pokemon

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

What do you call a white guy on steroids?

An athlete

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?

Rattata.

What's the best pokemon in pokemon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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Folder Jokes More Folder Jokes

What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.