Jamaica Jokes

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

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What is Jamaica's favorite TV series?

The Walking Dread

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica?

A hegemon.

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica?

Pokemon

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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A collie-flower !

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

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What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

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Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Athlete Jokes More Athlete Jokes

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

Matey Jokes More Matey Jokes

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Dad Joke Jokes More Dad Joke Jokes

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

List Jokes More List Jokes

What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.

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What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious