Jamaica Jokes

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

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What is Jamaica's favorite TV series?

The Walking Dread

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica?

A hegemon.

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica?

Pokemon

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

Why was the Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was really a mummy.

Sea Weed Jokes More Sea Weed Jokes

Why did the sand dune blush?

Because the sea weed

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What kind of bird opens doors ?

A kiwi !

X Jokes More X Jokes

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Matey Jokes More Matey Jokes

Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

Folder Jokes More Folder Jokes

What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

deleted

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

Rasta Jokes More Rasta Jokes

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

What do you call a Rasta with a liberal arts degree?

Jahbless!