Jamaica Jokes

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

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What is Jamaica's favorite TV series?

The Walking Dread

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica?

A hegemon.

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica?

Pokemon

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

What do you call a Rasta with a liberal arts degree?

Jahbless!

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

Sea Weed Jokes More Sea Weed Jokes

Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

Folder Jokes More Folder Jokes

What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

deleted

What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Matey Jokes More Matey Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

What's a pirate's favorite video game?

Because there's mighty phat loot and booty ta be pillagin' and plunderin', matey.

Unemployment Jokes More Unemployment Jokes

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why does it take so long for pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they can spend years at sea.