Jamaica Jokes

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

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What is Jamaica's favorite TV series?

The Walking Dread

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

What do you call a politically powerful shrub in Jamaica?

A hegemon.

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

What do you call Gumby's sidekick in Jamaica?

Pokemon

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Folder Jokes More Folder Jokes

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Unemployment Jokes More Unemployment Jokes

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

List Jokes More List Jokes

Where are the best sounding farts listed?

Sharts.

Why is Pizza Hut listed as your emergency contact?

Me: Because if things ever get crazy, they'll know where to find me.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates funny?

Because they Arrrr (Yes I know its cheesier than my feet)

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.