Dreadful.
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The Walking Dread
A rasta.
Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.
A hegemon.
Because they're jahbless!
Pokemon
X marks the pot, matey."
Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'
Waba Fett
Paras
PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.
A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
We're the best at everything. We even fed our athletes this time.
There's nothing athletes want more to see in a magazine than sports and illustrations.
Aussie Aus-born.
I can't bear it! You axolotl of me this time!
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A Pedo File.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.
He kept on and on about his mateys.
If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
