What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

What do you call a short Native American programmer?

A Little Endian -I'll get the door.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Jamaica Jokes More Jamaica Jokes

What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Sea Weed Jokes More Sea Weed Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.