What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why is fishing dangerous?

Sometimes, there's a catch

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

Jamaica Jokes More Jamaica Jokes

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

Sea Weed Jokes More Sea Weed Jokes

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.