Sea Weed Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.

Why did the sand dune blush?

Because the sea weed

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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Jamaica Jokes More Jamaica Jokes

What is Jamaica's favorite TV series?

The Walking Dread

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters "

Get Jokes More Get Jokes

What did one firefly say to the other ?

Got to glow now !

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.