Sea Weed Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.

Why did the sand dune blush?

Because the sea weed

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ?

Apple the door myself!

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you do after you make a rough castle on the beach?

You sand it!

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!