Sea Weed Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.

Why did the sand dune blush?

Because the sea weed

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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An out-of-tuna!

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