Sea Weed Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.

Why did the sand dune blush?

Because the sea weed

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

Why did the hipster never catch a fish?

Because he didn't go in the mainstream

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Get Jokes More Get Jokes

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19 . Got a problem with that?

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What does the mermaid wear to math class?

Algae-bra.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do a 275lb white lady and a 275lb cinder block have in common?

A Mexican is going to lay them one day

Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.