Sea Weed Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.

Why did the sand dune blush?

Because the sea weed

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

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How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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What's a monsters favorite desert?

I-Scream!

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

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What does a bug say when it accidentally breaks its exoskeleton?

You gotta be chitin me!

What did one dairy cow say to another?

Got milk

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What's a Hindu?

it lays iggs."

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!