Sea Weed Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.

Why did the sand dune blush?

Because the sea weed

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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A hegemon.

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Homardware.

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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About 3 inches

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

Why do mermaids wear seashell bras?

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Got so excited she wet her plants.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What is the most expensive type of fish?

A goldfish! I am not sorry.