Sea Weed Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.

Why was the beach wet?

Because the sea-weed.

Why did the sand dune blush?

Because the sea weed

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

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Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

Get Jokes More Get Jokes

How do you make a car top?

You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!

What do Muslim gamers say at the start of Ramadan?

Gotta go fast!"

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

Why was the pregnant woman screaming "wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't!"?

She was having contractions.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is a door not a door?

When its ajar

How does a Muslim shut a door?

Islams it.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

Lobster Jokes More Lobster Jokes

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis