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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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Quatro-cinco

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Quatro cinco.

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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

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