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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

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What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?

Quatro cinco.

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*

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A: Quatro sinko.

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What do you call a mexican barber?

El Chapo

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He wouldn't turn in his essay

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What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

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A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

What rock group has 4 dudes that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?

Quatro sinko.

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Quatro cinco.

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.