What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

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Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

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What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

How does Al Gore spell potato?

A: T-A-T-E-R.

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What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.