4 Mexicans Jokes

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

quatro cinco

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole?

Quatro Sinco

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

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What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.

What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco

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Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant

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What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

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What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

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What do you call a bodybuilding Mexican who's run out of protein?

No whey Jose.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.