What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

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What do you get if you combine a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper.

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

Why do rednecks always smell like pickles, mayonnaise, and ham?

Because they're inbred.

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What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.