How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

What happened to the two zombies who went on a date?

They had a mantic** time.

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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.