Cryptic code.
The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*
A food fight.
Half to none of the time.
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter
He needed some time to himself to decompose.
Sign language
Gutterskype.
