How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

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What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns?

A bull pull!

What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

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What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.