How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.