How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

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How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans