How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

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What does electron and proton say when they go to war?

Chaaaarge!!

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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What has 100 teeth and keeps Godzilla at bay?

My zipper

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers