How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

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Who is the easiest to get a high-five from in a war?

The French. They always have their hands up.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

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How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.