What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P