What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

How do you spell women backwards?

Kitchen

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Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours