What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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You skip the flat ones.

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.