What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors )

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin