What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts