What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show?

Chin-chin would leave.

What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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What do necrophiliacs get when they wake up on the day of a funeral?

Mourning Wood

How do the Irish cure a hangover?

With a funeral.

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Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :