What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

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What happened to the muslim critic?

He blew everything out of proportion!

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

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What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

Where do burgers go when they die?

Burgatory

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...