How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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I'll look into it."

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To screw in the children that were crossing the road

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They have bad mammaries.

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I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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Ben/Anna!

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.