How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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How did she tell them apart?

She looked at their last names...

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How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!