Black Mother Jokes

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

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What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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Why do Physicists make terrible parents?

They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one.

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

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Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

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Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?

The PGA tour.

Pleasure Jokes More Pleasure Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

Tyrone Jokes More Tyrone Jokes

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do a black guy and a paraplegic have in common?

They're both only three fifths of a person

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother?

I genuinely care about your mother.