Orange is the New Black
Not being a cripple.
Because he was always out standing in his field.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Orange is the new Black
Gerrymandarin.
I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
Because Orange is the New Black.