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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka &amp the Chocolate Factory?

Because Orange is the New Black.

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Election Jokes More Election Jokes

Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

Presidency Jokes More Presidency Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black