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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka &amp the Chocolate Factory?

Because Orange is the New Black.

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What's Donald's new reality show going to be called?

The Amazing Racist.

What's Donald's true political party?

Whig

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What is the result?

A tie.

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Who wins the election?

America.

Presidency Jokes More Presidency Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black