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What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

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What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Why were all the oompa loompas black in Willy Wonka &amp the Chocolate Factory?

Because Orange is the New Black.

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Presidency Jokes More Presidency Jokes

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

Result Jokes More Result Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

What is the result?

A tie.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

Donald Jokes More Donald Jokes

What do you call a show about The Donald winning the presidency?

Orange is the New Black

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!