Why black people are so good with basketball?

They can shoot and steal without being arrested.

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Why don't black people get sunburns?

Prisons are indoors.

What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

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Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Ivan the Terrible have in common?

The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)