What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

Why didn't kids make fun of argon in high school?

They never got a reaction out of him.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What do you do if your girlfriend is choking ?

Back up a few inches