What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill