What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

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What about the kids?

he asked. I said, "they're still together."

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

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Why can't your nose be twelve inches long?

Because then it'd be a foot

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill