What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

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What did the Challenger Austronaut day to his wife before he left?

You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long has a head on it and that women love so much that they often blow it?

A: a $20 bill

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.