Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

What did you call a dinosaur that keeps you awake at night ?

Bronto-snore-us !

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.