Joan Rivers Jokes

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas?

A. Betty White.

What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

Who has the easiest job in the world right now?

Joan Rivers' embalmer.