What does a Browns fan say to a robber?

I hate the steelers.

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Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

Why was the robber so secure?

He was a safe robber.

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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

What's your ring tone?

Pinkish with a bit of brown.