Sith Jokes

Why was there a dyslexic stormtrooper?

Sith happens.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

What do you call a bipolar Sith?

High-low Ren.

What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why don't Jedi mathematicians use the absolute value function?

Because only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What do you call it when a Sith goes to a Galleria?

Darth Mall.

When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

Where do Siths do their shopping?

At the Darth Mall

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

Where do the sith get their clothes?

Darth Mall

What is a Mathematician specializing in absolute numbers called?

A Sith.

Where do Sith lords go to shop?

The Darth Mall.

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

Where do the Sith go shopping?

The Darth Mall.

Why don't the jedi drink vodka?

Because only the Sith deal in absolut

Where do the Sith shop?

At the Darth Maul. :3

Where does the Emperor keep all his past dead Sith's gear for display?

The Sithsonian.