Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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GoT because they push twins together to make a king.

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Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

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Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u