Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

A: Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

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What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!