Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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Why did the king have his landscaper hanged?

For planning high trees, son.

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

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Who's the healthiest member of the Army?

General Wellbeing

What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

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Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies