Wife: Would you please call our children by their real names?
Me: Way less than I couch.
He had no attachments.
As a mother, I choose not to screw it in. Light bulbs are dangerous weapons created by the Soviet Union, and I will not screw it in; it could severely hurt my child. As everyone knows, light bulbs are the principle source of autism in this world, and I have to take a stand on it.
A kid who loves halalpenos
