How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.

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What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

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What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?

A. Drool.

How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?

With a tire gauge.