How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

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How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun?

Pungent

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."