How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

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How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke