How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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Whose son was Edward the Black Prince ?

Old King Coal !

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

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How would you describe yourself?

Me: Verbally. But I've also prepared a dance.

How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log