How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

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Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask?

You are a duck. No one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth.

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh